emory
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Post by emory on Apr 20, 2015 2:17:12 GMT
I thought I'd make a topic where people can visit and have a laugh!
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Post by flowerkid on Apr 20, 2015 2:19:50 GMT
I thought I'd make a topic where people can visit and have a laugh! snake people = sneeple. snake church = snurch. take me to snurch. |
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emory
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Post by emory on Apr 20, 2015 2:20:44 GMT
I thought I'd make a topic where people can visit and have a laugh! snake people = sneeple. snake church = snurch. take me to snurch. oh my god XD that literally made my day it's wonderful |
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Death by Reindeer
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Post by Death by Reindeer on May 6, 2015 13:02:05 GMT
Math jokes aren't funny, they are a sin.
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Nina
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Post by Nina on May 11, 2015 18:17:09 GMT
That one time my friend and her family were invited to a wedding for which my friend was supposed to do her mum's eyebrows.
She bought one of those tape things with the form cut out, you just gotta take it out.
But she forgot to take it out so she put the whole tape thing on her mum's eyebrow and pulled it off!
I was with them and we both just stared at her mum for what seemed like an eternty before breaking down laughing.
The best part is that for the wedding her mother didn't even draw on an eyebrow, she just went with one...
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Post by spiffy on May 18, 2015 0:13:07 GMT
This is my personal favourite. You can switch out the names if you'd like:
Savannah, Chandler and I were all walking in the woods when we came across this group of cannibals. They said they'd spare our lives if we each got twelve of any kind of fruit and came back here. Savannah came back first. She had apples. The cannibals instructed her to stick all twelve of the fruits up her a** without making a sound. If she made a sound while inserting the apples, she would be killed and eaten. Savannah stuck four of them in her a**, so she was killed and eaten.
Chandler came back next. He had twelve cherries. He was given the same instructions: to put them all up his a** without making a sound, or he'd be killed and eaten. He put eleven up there, but then he let out a giggle. He was killed and eaten.
Savannah and Chandler met up at the pearly gates. Savannah asked Chandler "Why did you giggle? You definitely could have made it!"
So Chandler said "Well, I saw Alyssa coming back with pineapples..."
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